Passion4Life Broadcast, Tuesday, August 5, 2008. Be blessed!
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About Me
- Carla Y. Nix
- New Orleans native now residing in Crystal Springs, MS, Evacuated due to Hurricane Katrina, United States
- Wife and mother of 3. I love life and I am shamelessly thankful and grateful to God for all of His blessings!
2 comments:
After we talked on Twitter today, I thought this was very appropriate although slightly risque. My own pastor's wife sent this to me this morning. maybe you can use it. Maybe not. It is so the truth.
Enjoy
Iyabo - Iyabo1@aol.com
The Pastor's Ass
>
> The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
> > The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
> race again, and it won again.
> > The local paper read:
> > PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
> > The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
> the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
> The next day, the local paper headline read:
> BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
> This was too much for the bishop, so he
> ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
>
> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
> nearby convent.
>
> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
> the following headline the next day:
> >
> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
>
> The bishop fainted.
>
> He informed the nun that she would have to
> get rid of the donkey, so
> she sold it to a farmer for $10.
>
> The next day the paper read:
>
> NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
>
> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy
> back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
>
> The next day the headlines read:
>
> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
>
> The bishop was buried the next day.
>
>
> The moral of the story is . . . being
> concerned about public opinion can
> bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.
>
>
> So be yourself and enjoy life.
>
> > Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
> you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
>
> Have a nice day!
True, indeed! I speak tomorrow morning before a group of minister's wives (I am also one). Nah.....I can't do it! LOL! Can't use it there, I'm sure that some would be fainting with disbelief and shock if I did! LOL. But, the moral of the story is what I want to convey. Again, it is very true!
Carla
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